This was good at battle of the bands, the fruit corner song that was pretty popular.

Intro on bass or guitar

E ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
B----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
G-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
D----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A----------22—4—22-------33---6—33-------44-----7---44--------22—4---22
E   --0-0-----------------44-----------------55---------------------00---------------

Then chords throughout whole of song:

       E5                       G#5                A5           E5
E---------------------------------------------------------
B---------------------------------------------------------
G---------------------------------------------------------
D—2--------------------6--------------7-------------2
A—2--------------------6--------------7-------------2
E – 0--------------------4---------------5-------------0
   / / / / / / / /            / / / / / / / /    / / / / / / / /    / / / / / / / /      Rhythm
Lyrics

Verse
When you see things like I do
Everything is just a blur
Theres something on my face
And I quite like the taste
It was on the last day of term
I was eating a mince pie
When someone got some cream
Slapped it in my eye

Chorus
Cream on my face
I like the taste

Verse 2
Im screaming like a girl
It made me want to hurl
With this cream on my face
Im just a big disgrace
Why do they always pick on me
Im nearly sixfoot three
I should be the hardest here
But im just a lanky queer
Chorus
Cream on my face
I like the taste

Solo

Either a pentatonic scale beginning on E (fret 7, A string)
Or

E--------------------------------------------------
B--------------------------------------------------
G—9—8----6----4-----9----11b12----9-----9
D-------------------------------------------------
A-------------------------------------------------
E-------------------------------------------------

Or just improvise