MOLEY'S OPTIC DILEMMA (green day - brat cover)
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Here are the chords for our band's green day - brat cover

Slightly Miffed Closet Gnomes
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Noff - Vocals, Guitar
Andy - Vocals, Guitar
Jim - Vocals, Bass
Ben - Drums

Band Bio
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Growing up in the suburbs of Southampton, England. The guys 
started the band in 2001, March. These rough and tumble lads
had to encounter the harsh reality of school life like any other
child until they they realized they were musically superior to
the nobodys surrounding them. They managed to strith and pull
themselves out of the filth they had been thrown in to and are 
the superstars of tomorrow. We can only sit and anticipate their
first album release. Obviously the school (Kings, Winchester) 
wasn't entirely jam packed with rubbish. A handful of people who
attended the school were supportive and we offer great thanks and
possibly great sums of riches and the high life when we succeed.
They will come and live with us in our plaza in sunny San Diego
and the disbelievers will be stuck in dead end office jobs with
crap poor familys. Also thanks to Kat.

chords used

e----- e----- e----- e-----
B----- B----- B----- B-----
G--5-- G----- G--7-- G-----
D--5-- D--5-- D--7-- D--3--
A--3-- A--5-- A--5-- A--3--
E----- E--3-- E----- E--1--
   C      G      D      F

verse 1
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Moley's eyes don't work so well these days,

he can't see over the hill
         C    G       D
Pupil's closing in and clouding up,
        G       C      G
working against his will.
   C     G          D
Falling down the stairs but noone cares,
        G        C          G
cos he's an irish fool.
    C       G     D
In his contact lens and spectacles,
       G       C        G 
he still thinks he's real cool.
   C            G         D

chorus
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Well now he's gone blind, 
     C             G
but he doesn't mind cos he's always been a mole.
       C       G             C      G      D
He was once filled with doubt,
       C                G
but it's all figured out, he'll keep inside his hole.
         C           G          F               D

verse
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Well now his hole is caving in,
     G       C       G
he needs to find a home.
   C        G      D
But who will have him he's not fine,
    G        C        G
he's got whiskers of doom.
     C       G       D
Optically challenged bonerhead,
  G       C          G
he's off on a mission.
     C      G    D
To find the one place he'll be loved,
   G        C         G 
it's called the optician.
     C          G   D

chorus
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Well now he's gone blind,
     C             G
but he doesn't mind cos he's always been a mole.
       C       G             C      G      D
He was once filled with doubt
       C                G 
but it's all figured out, he'll keep inside his hole.
         C           G          F               D

bridge
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GCG
CGD
GCG
CGD
GCG
CGD
GCG
CGD

chorus
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Well now he's gone blind,
     C             G
but he doesn't mind cos he's always been a mole.
       C       G             C      G      D
He's a 4-eyed git,
       C      G
and he smells like ***, he'll keep inside his hole.
       C           G           F               D         G

Thank you and enjoy!

PS This song was written about a friend at school who is optically
   challenged.