Oxycontin - Dance Asshole Dance (Lyrics and Music by Dom Camella) 
Joe McClure's foot Massage Music (ASCAP)

This is a song about a kid who is ashamed to enjoy German Techno-Metal, for this 
reason he physically harms himself. He feels like he is being made to listen to this 
music by some sort of outside force, even though he doesn't want to. So in essence he 
is being "made" to dance along to this kind of music. 

Opening riff is koo, bass follows along. Palm mute.

Verse and Chorus Riff

D----------5----7--------------------------------
A------7------------------3--------5-------------
E--5-5---5---5----5---1-1---1--3-3---3----------- 


Pre-Chorus - Am  Gm  Fm  E


Lyrics

People all the Time they say to me (Dance Asshole Dance)
I reply "I don't know how" (Dance Asshole Dance)
What is going on? Why are you? What? NO! (Dance Asshole Dance)
Do not make me dance, that is against the rules (Dance Asshole Dance)

Pre-Chorus
My favorite Saturday Night Live Sketch was always Sprockets (Sprockets)
Just because I like that German Techno-Metal trash doesn't mean I'm a bad Person (bad 
bad yes yes)

Dance Asshole Dance
Poopy Poopy Pants 
Dance Asshole Dance

All the time I mutilate myself physically (Dance Asshole Dance)
I make tatooes of things I don't like (Dance Assshole Dance)
I have many Laser removed men (Dance Asshole Dance)
Occasionally I'll find myself in bed with a preist (Dance Asshole Dance)

The Preist was very nice to me, then I told him not to touch me anymore 
I didn't know what was going on, then he started touching me 
I thought Germans were Protestant

Dance Asshole Dance
I cut off my own Penis
Dance Asshole Dance

This song ends now, no it doesn't 

solo

I like very much horses
I like very much horses (Dance Asshole ***)
I like Dance Horses (I will to Dance with your horse)
I'm in love with ? 
(come on....dude....we can't put this on now)
Yeah we can 
(*** right Bitch)
I'm not actually in love with her......I don't think

Asshole Dance Asshole
(I will *** you in the ass)
::jibberish::

This song ends now 

(I'm not done dancing)
but I am

Dance Asshole Dance
Dance Asshole Dance
Dance Asshole Dance

Dance, Dance now, Dance!

This song ends now!

(Okay)

end