Union Man Lyrics

I'm proud to a union man
I make those meetings when I can, yeah
I pay my dues ahead of time
When the benefits come I'm last in line, yeah
I'm proud to be a union man

Every fourth Friday at 10 am
There's a meeting of the A F of M. yeah
Chairman É
"This meeting will now come to order
Is there any new business?"
Member  É
"Yeah, I think 'Live music are better'
Bumper stickers should be issued"
Chairman É
"What was that?"
Member  É
"'Live music is better' bumper stickers
Should be issued"
Chairman É
"The gentleman says
'Live music is better' bumper stickers
Should be issued
All in favour of what he said
Signify by sayin' 'ay'"
Members É
"Ay!"
Chairman É
"If, however, you are opposed
Signify by saying 'no'"
I'm proud to be a union man.